Self Statement

Let me make myself clean and clear (Neither I’m using this product nor I’m promoting this product to you). This blog was created by me because I’m forced to do it or my life will be in great danger... What could possibly be the danger? Listed below are the possible answers. You may choose one or more answers. Please circle the answer patiently and do not copy someone else’s answer.

a) I could get pregnant. (What??!!)
b) Lady Gaga will kiss me repeatedly. (Is HE a lady??)
c) A well known ninja from Japan called Naruto will kick my ass. (No kidding!!)
d) None of the above.

The answer is quite obvious right? Hahaha. No, I won’t get pregnant you Silly Lilly. Unless you are a guy or girl called Silly, you are not Lilly and vice versa (What the??!!). What I’m trying to say here is my English lecturer at University Malaysia Kelantan forced me and a whole bunch of my course mates to do it. When I say English, he is true and pure English man... Hahaha. He is from England, freakingly tall, and he insisted us to call him Mr. Williams.

The main reason for us being forced to set up a blog is to improve our English ultimately and maybe we will eventually speak fluently than Mr. Williams. Unfortunately, it did not happen… So, that is why the first and second post in this blog has nothing to do with anything. It was just an assignment that was being done lazily by me. I’m as lazy as the lizard (This is actually a well known idiom from Cameroon… Not!!! Hahaha). Besides, it also explains why the design of my blog is just like a crap. Maybe you would like help me to decorate the design or giving it a little makeover? However, the rewards for you may differ. If you are a girl, the reward is we could go somewhere and have a drink together as a token of my appreciation to you. But if you are a guy, I would like to just say, “Hey, thanks dude!”. Hahaha. Pffft… As if someone would really want to help me doing that.

Anyway, that is also the reason why I post my blog in english. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not being cocky or something here, but I’m trying to improve my English la folks… I’m proud to be kelantanese but when I’m trying to go to interview or something, they expect me to speak fluently in English you know… Why the government doesn’t make it easier by making the kelantanese as the mother language?? By doing that, I’m pretty sure I will get assign to be the CEO of Petronas or maybe the President of USA. Hahaha. So you’ve understand the reason now folks? If you still do not understand and you still need some crappy answers, please go to your nearer shop and buy me something to eat because I’m starving… Hahaha.

My passion towards snakes

National Geographic is very convenient. Yeah, that’s right. Even you are too lazy and just stick your ass onto the sofa, you can learn a lot of things from it. It is the safest way for you to encounter with the wild animals without being bite and kick by them. I’m very sure that I don’t want to get bite with the piranhas. A group of them can bite my feet and just left my bone because my bone is like a stainless steel to them. Haha. Take that you bastard! Wait? How I’m going to walk now?? Damn! I heard that kangaroo is a hard kicker. Maybe they can play football? Hahaha. You always saw an animal that you never thought that they were exist and you will be amazed by them. Some of them have weird and fancy name too. Everyone must have their own favorite animal to watch. Can you guess mine? I give you choki2 if you guess correctly.. What? Not a box of it you silly, just one piece of it. Hahaha.

Okay3, I tell you then (since no one guess it right or perhaps no one is reading this?). Drumroll please! Man, how excited I am right now! You ready huh, you ready?!! It’s snake!! Yes!! That long venomous creature that is always sticking its tongue out. No! They are not trying to provoke you or hate you or something. Do not get offended by them okay? I think my passion towards snake is because of something that happened to me in the past (passion??). I have been bitten by the snake once! After a few days, my body starts to feel a bit tingly. I felt strange! Fangs started to grow and my body became so slender. So, I decided to become Snakeman!! (not related to Spiderman or Batman in any ways). Hahaha. I’m just messing around with you guys. You want to know the real deal? Here it goes.

Once upon a time, there was a cute and loveable baby (that’s me actually. I’m not that cute anymore but maybe I’m a little bit loveable?? Hurm?). As a baby, I’ve got nothing else to do. I even wrote nothing on my to-do list as my activity during that time. Hahaha. Get it?? Nothing as my activity.. You are not laughing do you? Er… Anyway.. I decided to take a sleep back then since I’ve planned to go shopping later on that day. Hahaha. My mother was beside to look after me. Suddenly, from nowhere, a snake felt down to the floor. My mother had a great shock. It was very great until she forgot to bring me with her when she got out of the room. My father asked why she didn’t take me with her. No, its okay father, don’t scold her. It was normal to take that action. I don’t blame anyone.. Huhu.

The situation was getting intense in the room. It is just me and the snake itself. What am I going to do in this situation? Am I going to call 911 or just take on the snake with my praying mantis kungfu style? I decided not to take any action since I was not even paying attention to the snake at all because I’m in the dreamland. I slept heavily with a cute face. That must be the reason why the snake ran away. The snake can’t resist my cute face. Yeah! That’s right! Run away now! Fear me! Hahaha. The snake didn’t do anything to me. Thank God for that.

Now I have grown up. Not that little helpless baby anymore. If I see that snake once again, I swear will shoot it with an Uzi and make it as my new fancy belt. Hahaha. I kid, I kid.. I think that is the reason why I love to see snakes in National Geographic or in any documentary. It is a real story except for a few minor adjustments. Hehe.

Picture To Describe

When I saw this picture for the 1st time, I could not stop myself from laughing. It is such a hilarious picture. Everybody knows that this is a superimposed picture. Perhaps it was being edited in Adobe Photoshop, one of the best picture editor software in the marker that I started to use a couple of years ago. But still, I would like to describe about this brilliant picture.

As you can see in the picture, the lion, probably a female one because it has no fancy fur on her face, is chasing a zebra which is one of her favourite food. Maybe it took place in the Africa because the country has so many varieties of animals that habitated on the grassy field as you can see in the picture. Usually, the lioness can beat the zebra in running. It is because lionesses can reach a top speed of 60 km/h (40 mph) while the zebra can only reach a top speed of about 55 km/h (34 mph). The zebra has a huge advantage here because the superbike can usually reach a top speed of around 180km/h (112mph).

It is such a great move by the zebra. I think maybe he is a little sick of seeing his family being chase around by the lion and got killed. So, he is using the technology to make the lioness look silly to chase him around. With the superbike on his side, how in the world the lioness can eat him. Such a brilliant move. If this idea is being spreaded to the other zebras, I think that a time will come where their prey will never get to eat them.

Sara's Scary Story - SSS

A few weeks ago, my friend, Sara had planned to go to the town because she had a date on that day. So, she seemed pretty happy. She even sang some songs when she started to get ready for the date. She picked the prettiest and coolest outfit from a lot of collection that she had in the wardrobe. She really wanted to impress his boyfriend because they had not been seeing each other for a long, long time. Everything was perfect. As she opened the door to start walking to the bus stop about 4 kilometers away from her house, the unthinkable thing happened!! It came out of nowhere.. The rain had fallen down from the skies. It was not just an ordinary rain. It rained heavily!! It seemed like the fate was against her on will.. Then she started to cry. She slammed the door with all her might and started to run into her living room. She cried heavily. Just like the rain outside of her house. She kept wondering why this thing is happening to her. Then, she made a move into her kitchen. She made a hot chocolate for herself. She always drinks a hot chocolate to calm herself down. It always works for her. Then she sat on the couch in her room while drinking her hot chocolate. She started to shout for her cat, Jebon. A few minutes later, the cat came into her room and jumped onto her lap. It seemed like Jebon knew Sara was having this great pain. It sat on Sara's lap quietly just to make sure that Sara did not feel lonely or something. After a while, she heard a sound from the downstairs. Sara started to feel a little bit weird because the sound was so loud. At first, she was afraid to go and see what was going on the downstairs. But she infatuated herself to go down. Slowly, she made a step toward the stair and started to go down. She almost did not make any sound at all. She can not see anything at all because is started to get late in the night and she didn’t switch on the lights downstairs. As she stepped down the last stair, she felt a tap on her shoulder. She started to scream her heart out! She felt like this is the end of the world for her. Then, she heard a voice telling her to calm herself down. It sounded familiar, she thought. She turned herself toward the stranger. She recognized him! It was her father!

The End
-YuS-