National Geographic is very convenient. Yeah, that’s right. Even you are too lazy and just stick your ass onto the sofa, you can learn a lot of things from it. It is the safest way for you to encounter with the wild animals without being bite and kick by them. I’m very sure that I don’t want to get bite with the piranhas. A group of them can bite my feet and just left my bone because my bone is like a stainless steel to them. Haha. Take that you bastard! Wait? How I’m going to walk now?? Damn! I heard that kangaroo is a hard kicker. Maybe they can play football? Hahaha. You always saw an animal that you never thought that they were exist and you will be amazed by them. Some of them have weird and fancy name too. Everyone must have their own favorite animal to watch. Can you guess mine? I give you choki2 if you guess correctly.. What? Not a box of it you silly, just one piece of it. Hahaha.
Okay3, I tell you then (since no one guess it right or perhaps no one is reading this?). Drumroll please! Man, how excited I am right now! You ready huh, you ready?!! It’s snake!! Yes!! That long venomous creature that is always sticking its tongue out. No! They are not trying to provoke you or hate you or something. Do not get offended by them okay? I think my passion towards snake is because of something that happened to me in the past (passion??). I have been bitten by the snake once! After a few days, my body starts to feel a bit tingly. I felt strange! Fangs started to grow and my body became so slender. So, I decided to become Snakeman!! (not related to Spiderman or Batman in any ways). Hahaha. I’m just messing around with you guys. You want to know the real deal? Here it goes.
Once upon a time, there was a cute and loveable baby (that’s me actually. I’m not that cute anymore but maybe I’m a little bit loveable?? Hurm?). As a baby, I’ve got nothing else to do. I even wrote nothing on my to-do list as my activity during that time. Hahaha. Get it?? Nothing as my activity.. You are not laughing do you? Er… Anyway.. I decided to take a sleep back then since I’ve planned to go shopping later on that day. Hahaha. My mother was beside to look after me. Suddenly, from nowhere, a snake felt down to the floor. My mother had a great shock. It was very great until she forgot to bring me with her when she got out of the room. My father asked why she didn’t take me with her. No, its okay father, don’t scold her. It was normal to take that action. I don’t blame anyone.. Huhu.
The situation was getting intense in the room. It is just me and the snake itself. What am I going to do in this situation? Am I going to call 911 or just take on the snake with my praying mantis kungfu style? I decided not to take any action since I was not even paying attention to the snake at all because I’m in the dreamland. I slept heavily with a cute face. That must be the reason why the snake ran away. The snake can’t resist my cute face. Yeah! That’s right! Run away now! Fear me! Hahaha. The snake didn’t do anything to me. Thank God for that.
Now I have grown up. Not that little helpless baby anymore. If I see that snake once again, I swear will shoot it with an Uzi and make it as my new fancy belt. Hahaha. I kid, I kid.. I think that is the reason why I love to see snakes in National Geographic or in any documentary. It is a real story except for a few minor adjustments. Hehe.
