Let me make myself clean and clear (Neither I’m using this product nor I’m promoting this product to you). This blog was created by me because I’m forced to do it or my life will be in great danger... What could possibly be the danger? Listed below are the possible answers. You may choose one or more answers. Please circle the answer patiently and do not copy someone else’s answer.
a) I could get pregnant. (What??!!)
b) Lady Gaga will kiss me repeatedly. (Is HE a lady??)
c) A well known ninja from Japan called Naruto will kick my ass. (No kidding!!)
d) None of the above.
The answer is quite obvious right? Hahaha. No, I won’t get pregnant you Silly Lilly. Unless you are a guy or girl called Silly, you are not Lilly and vice versa (What the??!!). What I’m trying to say here is my English lecturer at University Malaysia Kelantan forced me and a whole bunch of my course mates to do it. When I say English, he is true and pure English man... Hahaha. He is from England, freakingly tall, and he insisted us to call him Mr. Williams.
The main reason for us being forced to set up a blog is to improve our English ultimately and maybe we will eventually speak fluently than Mr. Williams. Unfortunately, it did not happen… So, that is why the first and second post in this blog has nothing to do with anything. It was just an assignment that was being done lazily by me. I’m as lazy as the lizard (This is actually a well known idiom from Cameroon… Not!!! Hahaha). Besides, it also explains why the design of my blog is just like a crap. Maybe you would like help me to decorate the design or giving it a little makeover? However, the rewards for you may differ. If you are a girl, the reward is we could go somewhere and have a drink together as a token of my appreciation to you. But if you are a guy, I would like to just say, “Hey, thanks dude!”. Hahaha. Pffft… As if someone would really want to help me doing that.
Anyway, that is also the reason why I post my blog in english. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not being cocky or something here, but I’m trying to improve my English la folks… I’m proud to be kelantanese but when I’m trying to go to interview or something, they expect me to speak fluently in English you know… Why the government doesn’t make it easier by making the kelantanese as the mother language?? By doing that, I’m pretty sure I will get assign to be the CEO of Petronas or maybe the President of USA. Hahaha. So you’ve understand the reason now folks? If you still do not understand and you still need some crappy answers, please go to your nearer shop and buy me something to eat because I’m starving… Hahaha.
